The Pickled Cockle

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Gay Community Announces Jihad On Hollywood

Los Angeles - In response to Sunday night's snubbing of Brokeback Mountain at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, members of GLAAD have joined forces with the NGLTF to announce a united gay jihad on members of the Hollywood community. Both organizations have threatened to collectively blow their WAD (Weapons of Ass Destruction) at prominent Hollywood establishments in retaliation for the gay cowboy themed film being shut out at the ceremony.

"This is an act that will not go unpunished," said one high-ranking GLAAD official.

The CIA has reportedly already begun setting up surveillance at key West Hollywood locations in an attempt to intercept any and all information that would disrupt the homicidal gay agenda.